littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see